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Gwyneth Paltrow’s VAGINA Scented Candle EXPLODES in UK Woman’s Home

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“The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere,” Jody Thompson, 50

“I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. There was an inferno in the room,” the media consultant from Kilburn, North London, added.

I have one Serious Question, WHOSE VAGINA DOES THIS SMELL LIKE?

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If it is Gwyneth’s, your house will probable smell like Rotten Fish for weeks.

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