Gwyneth Paltrow’s VAGINA Scented Candle EXPLODES in UK Woman’s Home

First off, WHY THE F-CK ARE YOU BUYING THIS!

“The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere,” Jody Thompson, 50

“I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. There was an inferno in the room,” the media consultant from Kilburn, North London, added.

I have one Serious Question, WHOSE VAGINA DOES THIS SMELL LIKE?

If it is Gwyneth’s, your house will probable smell like Rotten Fish for weeks.

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20 Comments

  • Loulaper
    Posted January 18, 2021 3:58 pm 0Likes

    A candle that smells like her cunt !!!!!!! Really???

  • Rosie H
    Posted January 18, 2021 6:02 pm 0Likes

    Why? Seriously???? Why?!?!

    • Kristi
      Posted January 18, 2021 7:39 pm 0Likes

      I’m wondering why this story is even on here. I’m worried about America, not this pretentious twat.

  • Fredo
    Posted January 19, 2021 5:25 am 0Likes

    Who cares🤮

  • Ilovedonaldjtrump
    Posted January 19, 2021 6:49 am 0Likes

    So it smells like shit and dead fish?

  • mericanow
    Posted January 20, 2021 12:01 am 0Likes

    hmm

  • Hrafn Morehouse
    Posted January 20, 2021 1:52 pm 0Likes

    Did Joe Biden invent the candle???

  • Mark
    Posted January 22, 2021 11:43 am 0Likes

    Did it squirt everywhere??

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