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Ottawa Police Chief: Anyone Involved In Protest Will Receive Financial Sanctions

Note: This reporting also contains commentary and opinions of the author.

Canada has found their January 6th, their pathway to painting all conservatives as law-breaking wrongdoers. The Ottawa Police have announced their dedication to hunting down every last freedom protestor, similar to how the U.S. government reacted to the January 6th riot. 

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There is, however, a fundamental difference between the Capitol riot and the freedom protestors. First of all, the freedom protestors are largely peaceful and are demonstrating against absolutely provable and obvious government tyranny. 

The Ottawa police chief said Saturday, “If you are involved in this protest, we will actively look to identify you and follow up with financial sanctions and criminal charges. Absolutely. This investigation will go on for months to come.”

The “investigation” appears to be more of a witch hunt than a legitimate operation of a police force. 

The Freedom Convoy protest has been a test for Canadian public officials, however, this test only has one question; “how authoritarian is the government willing to go in order to snuff out any political opposition?”

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Needless to say, officials are failing miserably, wallowing in their own failure. Soon they’ll be wishing they’d studied more. 

Officials have thus far banned horn honking in Ottawa, arrested citizens for possession of gasoline, frozen bank accounts, stolen gasoline, brutalized elderly men for having dissenting opinions, and threatened to steal the pets of protestors. 

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Why? Because the evil rotten conservatives parked their trucks in the street and started grilling, dancing, saying mean words to the government, and waiving cardboard signs. If this isn’t the devil’s work, Trudeau doesn’t know what is. 

The truth is, it doesn’t matter if Canadian truckers park their trailers on the Ambassador Bridge, or in a vacant lot. Either way, if truckers refuse to work for a prolonged period of time the Canadian economy will shrivel up and die. 

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